The purveyors of morbidly named canned water beverages have unveiled a new product that will remind drinkers of Saturday mornings watching cartoons.
Liquid Death, whose product line includes a citrus-flavored sparkling water called Severed Lime, a mango-infused bubbly water called Mango Chainsaw, and an infamous lawsuit-inspired tea and lemonade blend called Dead Billionaire, searched the pantry for the inspiration of its newest product: Cereal Criminal.
In select stores now, and launching nationwide later this month, Liquid Death and Fruity Pebbles have partnered for a new sparkling water that apparently “tastes like the cereal milk left at the bottom of your Fruity Pebbles bowl.”
But unlike the leftover milk in your cereal bowl, this drink is low-calorie, low-sugar, carbonated and “totally unhinged.”
Each can is 15 calories with 3 grams of sugar and no artificial sweeteners “so you can do the crime and skip the time.”
Cereal Criminal is available now in Walmart stores, and will be available online for purchase on Amazon on July 18, with six packs starting around $7.99, and 12 packs around $14.99.
“This flavor is the rare crime you’ll actually feel good about committing,” a company spokesperson said.